It should be noted that Truman is receiving a 2.7 for its GPA. (In Mizzou terms that's like a solid 3.45, right?) But we get an A+ in security, so see, this Perimeter Access System shenaniganry really isn't needed. College Prowler says so.
Cheers,
Casey
Edit: Just found this nugget of wisdom about our beloved university environment on the "Guys and Girls" page: "And it seems that anyone can find a willing make-out buddy on a Saturday night if they're looking for a meaningless good time." Also, did you know that "Kirksville is home to some of the best packing snow"? I smell a new billboard campaign.
